I narrowly avoided spilling a glass of red wine on my keyboard just a moment ago. Not even good red wine… but a glass of cheap, $4-per-bottle Crane Lake Cabernet Sauvignon on my not so cheap, less-then-a-year-old laptop.
Had I been doing calculus, I could have joked about the dangers of drinking and deriving. Instead I’ll just give up on the entire homework idea and go to bed. Apparently, homework is dangerous.
