"Rare conditions could have conspired to create hard-to-see ice on the Sea of Galilee that a person could have walked on back when Jesus is said to have walked on water, a scientist said today."
"The study, which examines a combination of favorable water and environmental conditions, proposes that Jesus could have walked on an isolated patch of floating ice on what is now known as Lake Kinneret in northern Israel."
- http://www.livescience.com/othernews/060404_jesus_ice.html
Jesus. Can't really walk on water, but his divinity is proven by his keen ability to spot a patch of ice...
Okay, that witticism wasn't even mine. But I did warn the person I stole it from that I was planning on stealing in advance.