Thursday, April 20, 2006

A New Use for the Bible!

Ha ha! A new use for my Bible collection: wasp squashing. Bibles are small enough to be easily maneuverable yet thick enough to not be bendable (for those of you uneducated in the ways of bug squashing, easily bent wasp squashing devices allow wasps to escape and seek revenge upon their would-be murderers). Not to mention that should I get the impromptu urge to hold a funeral service for the wasp, I’ll be well armed (I'm sure that there is something about wasps somewhere in the Bible).

All in all, perfect. These perfect dimensions, the ideal content... coincidence? I think not. Could this be Evidence of Design?