President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said here on Friday that the big powers' atheism is the rootcause of man's problems today.
- Ahmadinejad: Atheism of big powers is rootcause of man's plight
Ahmadinejad, dear, you're being cliche. The pope said essentially the same thing a few weeks back.
(glances around self) Big powers? Where are these atheistic big powers? How is it that we are the scary demon of two major religions when we are an unorganized minority?
I personally feel I should strike fear only in the hearts of tricky standardized test questions and leafy green vegetables. I make it a practice to conquer and destroy both on a regular basis. Otherwise, I’m pretty un-scary. (shrugs)
